See below for instructions.

General Wish List

5-Shelf Bookcase - Honey Oak
A Mah Jong Handbook: How to Play, Score, and Win
Ayn Rand Answers: The Best of Her Q & A
Cranes Crest Fluorescent White 28lb. 8.5×11 Wove Sheets
Letters of Ayn Rand
Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Controller for Windows
Oster 4093 Classic Beehive Blender, Chrome
Sparrowhawk Companion
Sparrowhawk Five: Revolution
Sparrowhawk Four: Empire
Sparrowhawk II: Hugh Kenrick
Sparrowhawk One: Jack Frake
Sparrowhawk Six: War
Sparrowhawk, Book 3: Caxton
The Art of Fiction: A Guide for Writers and Readers
Write Now: The Complete Program For Better Handwriting
Zarafina Tea Maker Suite with Ceramic Tea Pots, Cups, and Serving Tray

DVD Wish List

12 Monkeys
1941
300
A Bug’s Life
Absolutely Fabulous - Absolutely Everything
Adventures of the Gummi Bears, Vol. 1 - Seasons 1-3
Agatha Christie’s Poirot - The Classic Collection
Agatha Christie’s Poirot - The Classic Collection, Vol. 2
Airport Terminal Pack
Apollo 13
Arachnophobia
Army of Darkness
Around the World in 80 Days
Arsenic and Old Lace
Auntie Mame
Black Sunday
Blazing Saddles
Body Heat
Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Collector’s Set
Burn Notice - Season One
Cars
Clatterford - Season 1
Contact
Coupling - The Complete Seasons 1-4
Dark City
Double Indemnity
Drowning Mona
FLCL - Ultimate Edition DVD Collection
Family Guy - Blue Harvest
Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story
Family Guy, Vol. 6
Farscape - The Complete First Season
Farscape - The Complete Fourth Season
Farscape - The Complete Second Season
Farscape - The Complete Third Season
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars
French & Saunders: At the Movies
From the Earth to the Moon - The Signature Edition
Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Ghost In The Shell - Solid State Society
Ghost in the Shell
Ghost in the Shell 2 - Innocence
Ghost in the Shell S.A.C. - 2nd Gig
Ghost in the Shell SAC Complete 1st Season Collection Box Set
Gods and Monsters
Gone with the Wind
Gosford Park
Haunted Honeymoon
Hitchcock Collection - Early Years
Inherit the Wind
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
JFK - Director’s Cut
Jurassic Park
L.A. Confidential
Ladyhawke
Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blonde
M - 2 Disc Special Edition - Criterion Collection
Marathon Man
Mary Poppins
McCabe & Mrs. Miller
Metropolis
Monk - Season Five
Monk - Season Four
Monk - Season One
Monk - Season Three
Monk - Season Two
Monsters, Inc.
My Own Private Idaho - Criterion Collection
Nashville
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Platinum Collection
Nixon - Collector’s Edition
Now, Voyager
Papillon
Penn & Teller - Bullsh*t - The Complete Fourth Season
Penn & Teller - Bullsh*t - The Complete Third Season
Penn & Teller - Bullsh*t! - The First Season
Penn & Teller - Bullsh*t! The Complete Second Season
Phenomena
Pirates of the Caribbean - At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl
Poirot - The Complete Collection
S.O.B.
Satoshi Kon’s Paranoia Agent: Complete Collection
Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek the Third
Sleepy Hollow
Sleuth
South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season
Spaceballs
Taking of Pelham One Two Three
The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert
The Bridge on the River Kwai
The Cat’s Meow
The Conformist
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Deer Hunter
The Exorcist - The Complete Anthology
The Great Escape
The Great Race
The Lavender Hill Mob
The Money Pit
The Pink Panther Film Collection
The Right Stuff
The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming
The Shawshank Redemption
The Venture Bros. - Season One
The Venture Bros. - Season Two
The Vicar of Dibley - The Immaculate Collection
The Wizard of Oz
The X-Files: The Complete Collector’s Edition
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines
Titanic
To Catch a Thief
Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveller
Tootsie - 25th Anniversary Edition
Torchwood - The Complete Second Season
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
V for Vendetta
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Young Frankenstein
Zoolander

Birthday Wish List

Dyson DC24 Ball All-Floors Upright Vacuum Cleaner
HP Color Laserjet 3600DN Printer. 17PPM Black and Color, 600X600 Dpi, 128MB Ram(

Instructions

A little explanation of how Amazon.com’s wish list system works. If someone has some things on their Amazon.com wish list, others may purchase those things for the wish list owner. Amazon.com will then automatically ship the gift items to the wish list owner and remove the purchased items from the list, so that no one else buys the same things.

This means two things:

  1. You do not need to know my address in order to purchase things for me from Amazon.com and have them shipped to me.
  2. You have to cooperate and do things right, or it won’t work.

In order to buy me a thing from one of the lists, click the name of the thing. That will take you to the item page at Amazon.com, where you can see the price. In order to buy me the thing and have the whole wish list system work, you have to add the thing to your cart from this item page! If you navigate away from the item page and then come back to it, it won’t work. So the idea is to first click the item below, then click “add to cart,” without doing anything else in between.

When you check out, you will have the option to have the item shipped to me, or to you. Obviously, don’t have it shipped to you unless you plan to see me.

The other option is to click the wish list name (big and centered, e.g., “General Wish List”). This will take you to the Amazon.com wish list page, which shows more information than the list below (including prices), and also gives you the opportunity to add things to your cart.

If for some reason you decide to purchase more than one thing, you must return to this page and click the item name, or add it directly from the wish list page. Amazon.com will save your cart for you, but if you add one thing, then use Amazon.com’s “search” feature to locate another thing by name, it won’t get shipped to me or get taken off the list.

This should go without saying, but if you go somewhere else to buy something for me, you a) won’t have my address, and b) run the risk of buying a duplicate. So just stick with Amazon.com. They have great prices and cheap (often free) shipping.

Finally, if you do buy something for me, send me an email [Email address: qwertz asperandwopsr.net ] and let me know that you bought something, but not what. Don’t want to spoil the surprise. Let me know you bought something so that I can be sure to thank you in the most appropriate way.