See below for instructions.
Christmas 2009: Going with my family to Italy for two weeks. Already got all my presents — a nice Nikon D90 camera package (none of which was given to me free by Nikon or anyone in the business of selling Nikon cameras or other camera products, thank you very much Federal Trade Commission) for taking lovely photos and panoramas in Italy.
There is one thing that isn’t on any of the lists below that I really really want quite badly: a Sous Vide Supreme, which you can only buy from that link, for $399.
DVD Wish List
Doctor Who: The Complete Specials
South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season
Evangelion: 1.11 You Are Not Alone
Farscape: The Complete Series
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The Hurt Locker
UP
Star Trek
Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut
Coraline
The Wizard of Oz
Inglourious Basterds
Zero Hour!
Torchwood: Children of Earth
Boston Legal: Seasons 1-5
Fantasia
Russ Meyer’s Faster Pussycat Kill!..kill!
DuckTales – Volume 3
DuckTales – Volume 2
DuckTales – Volume 1
The Sarah Jane Adventures – The Complete First Season
Doctor Who: The Infinite Quest
Doctor Who: The Complete Fourth Series
The Poseidon Adventure
Dark City
Shrek the Third
The Vicar of Dibley – The Immaculate Collection
Family Guy – Blue Harvest
Torchwood – The Complete Second Season
South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season
Burn Notice – Season One
Jurassic Park
Absolutely Fabulous: Absolutely Everything
Tootsie – 25th Anniversary Edition
Gone with the Wind
Coupling – The Complete Seasons 1-4
Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveller
The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert
To Catch a Thief
Hitchcock Collection – Early Years
Auntie Mame
12 Monkeys
Titanic
Adventures of the Gummi Bears, Vol. 1 – Seasons 1-3
Zoolander
The Wizard of Oz
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
The X-Files: The Complete Collector’s Edition
The Pink Panther Film Collection
The Money Pit
The Lavender Hill Mob
The Exorcist – The Complete Anthology
The Deer Hunter
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Conformist
The Cat’s Meow
Sleuth
Sleepy Hollow
S.O.B.
Phenomena
The Shawshank Redemption
Satoshi Kon’s Paranoia Agent: Complete Collection
Papillon
Now, Voyager
Nixon – Collector’s Edition
My Own Private Idaho – Criterion Collection
McCabe & Mrs. Miller
Marathon Man
Metropolis
M – 2 Disc Special Edition – Criterion Collection
Legally Blonde 2 – Red, White & Blonde
Ladyhawke
L.A. Confidential
JFK – Director’s Cut
Around the World in 80 Days
The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines
The Great Race
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Inherit the Wind
Haunted Honeymoon
Nashville
Gosford Park
Gods and Monsters
Ghost In The Shell – Solid State Society
Ghost in the Shell 2 – Innocence
Ghost in the Shell
The Bridge on the River Kwai
The Great Escape
The Right Stuff
Apollo 13
From the Earth to the Moon – The Signature Edition
FLCL – Ultimate Edition DVD Collection
Farscape – The Peacekeeper Wars
Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin – The Untold Story
Drowning Mona
Pirates of the Caribbean – At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean – The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean – Dead Man’s Chest
V for Vendetta
Contact
Clatterford: The Complete Season One
Buffy The Vampire Slayer – Collector’s Set
Body Heat
Spaceballs
Young Frankenstein
Blazing Saddles
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
Black Sunday
Arsenic and Old Lace
Army of Darkness
Arachnophobia
Double Indemnity
Airport Terminal Pack
Toy Story 2
Cars
Toy Story
Monsters, Inc.
A Bug’s Life
300
1941
General Wish List
Calendrical Calculations
The Logical Leap: Induction in Physics
How to Draft Bills Clients Rush to Pay, 2nd Edition
How To Get and Keep Good Clients, Global Third Edition
Technosource Rubik’s TouchCube
Winning the Unwinnable War: America’s Self-Crippled Response to Islamic Totalitarianism
The Visual Display of Quantitative Information, 2nd edition
Cuisinart ICE-50BC Supreme Ice Cream Maker
Sparrowhawk Companion
Sparrowhawk Six: War
Sparrowhawk Five: Revolution
Sparrowhawk Four: Empire
Sparrowhawk, Book 3: Caxton
Sparrowhawk II: Hugh Kenrick
Sparrowhawk One: Jack Frake
Letters of Ayn Rand
The Art of Fiction: A Guide for Writers and Readers
A Mah Jong Handbook: How to Play, Score, and Win
Ayn Rand Answers: The Best of Her Q & A
Write Now: The Complete Program For Better Handwriting
Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Controller for Windows
Zarafina Tea Maker Suite

Instructions
A little explanation of how Amazon.com’s wish list system works. If someone has some things on their Amazon.com wish list, others may purchase those things for the wish list owner. Amazon.com will then automatically ship the gift items to the wish list owner and remove the purchased items from the list, so that no one else buys the same things.
This means two things:
- You do not need to know my address in order to purchase things for me from Amazon.com and have them shipped to me.
- You have to cooperate and do things right, or it won’t work.
In order to buy me a thing from one of the lists, click the name of the thing. That will take you to the item page at Amazon.com, where you can see the price. In order to buy me the thing and have the whole wish list system work, you have to add the thing to your cart from this item page! If you navigate away from the item page and then come back to it, it won’t work. So the idea is to first click the item, then click “add to cart,” without doing anything else in between.
When you check out, you will have the option to have the item shipped to me, or to you. Obviously, don’t have it shipped to you unless you plan to see me.
The other option is to click the wish list name (big and centered, e.g., “General Wish List”). This will take you to the Amazon.com wish list page, which shows more information than the list above (including prices), and also gives you the opportunity to add things to your cart.
If for some reason you decide to purchase more than one thing, you must return to this page and click the item name, or add it directly from the wish list page. Amazon.com will save your cart for you, but if you add one thing, then use Amazon.com’s “search” feature to locate another thing by name, it won’t get shipped to me or get taken off the list.
This should go without saying, but if you go somewhere else to buy something for me, you a) won’t have my address, and b) run the risk of buying a duplicate. So just stick with Amazon.com. They have great prices and cheap (often free) shipping.
Finally, if you do buy something for me, send me an email [Email address: qwertz asperandwopsr.net ] and let me know that you bought something, but not what. Don’t want to spoil the surprise. Let me know you bought something so that I can be sure to thank you in the most appropriate way.


