WalMart sells replacement plans for Cabbage Patch dolls.
At WalMart, I was helped by a man named Dexter wearing a long-sleeved Henley shirt.
I went to two Targets, a Giant Eagle, a Home Depot, and a WalMart today. I encountered two charity collection drives. A Salvation Army bell ringer, and a Firefighters' Union toy drive. Both were stationed outside the WalMart.
I have done something I never expected to do. I purchased an artificial Christmas tree. Forgive me.