Slaughterhouse

Attorney Alan Gura, with whom I had the pleasure of dining just before he argued District of Columbia v. Heller to the United States Supreme Court, is now chal­lenging Chicago’s handgun regu­la­tions. The Court granted certiorari last month. The case, McDonald v. Chicago, goes further than Heller did because the District of Columbia is a Federal juris­diction. Heller didn’t address whether the Second Amendment also applied against state govern­ments. McDonald will now try to answer that question.

Applying the protec­tions of the Bill of Rights (which on their face apply only to the Federal government) to the states is a legal process called incor­po­ration, because these protec­tions are, one by one, deemed to have been “incor­po­rated” into the 14th Amendment’s Due Process Clause. Due Process incor­po­ration is a messy, convo­luted business because it requires finding that a protection found in the Bill of Rights is essential to the concept of ordered liberty and deeply ingrained in our nation’s history and tradition, such that not restraining the states would deny citizens of a fair day in court. Due Process is a clunky way for the Federal government to go about protecting indi­vidual rights at the state level. A much better way would have been to use the 14th Amendment’s Privileges or Immunities Clause.

The Privileges or Immunities Clause is little-​​known by the general public. The public knows about Equal Protection and Due Process, but not Privileges or Immunities. It reads:

No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the priv­i­leges or immu­nities of citizens of the United States.

It sounds like an amazingly powerful tool for the Federal government to use to keep state govern­ments from violating indi­vidual rights protected by the U.S. Constitution. But it isn’t.

In 1865, Louisiana passed a law granting to the City of New Orleans to charter an exclusive slaugh­ter­house operator. The goal was to reduce slaugh­ter­house waste ending up in the Mississippi, and its effect was the confis­cation of private slaugh­ter­houses in and around the city and the creation of a polit­i­cally powerful, government sponsored slaugh­ter­house monopoly. Independent butchers, now out of jobs by government fiat, sued under the new 14th Amendment, arguing that all three clauses (Privileges or Immunities, Equal Protection, and Due Process) inde­pen­dently prohibited the State of Louisiana from doing what it had done. The suits were addressed together by the Court and are today collec­tively referred to as the Slaughterhouse Cases, decided in 1873.

The Court upheld the monopoly. It ruled that Equal Protection did not protect the butchers because they were not being discrim­i­nated against on the basis of race, and that Due Process did not protect the butchers because they had not been excluded from the political process. (Substantive Due Process, the modern doctrine of incor­po­rating substantive rights into the 14th Amendment, arose much later in response to the Slaughterhouse Cases.) And most depress­ingly, it ruled that Privileges or Immunities only protected rights peculiar to being a citizen of the United States (as against state citi­zenship). The clause has been effec­tively mean­ingless ever since. Substantive Due Process doctrine arose later as a way to shoehorn Federal Constitutional rights into the still-​​operative Due Process Clause. Had the Privileges or Immunities Clause remained viable, there would have been no need to indi­vid­ually examine each protection in the Bill of Rights to see whether the rights they protect are “essential to the concept of ordered liberty” and “deeply ingrained in our nation’s history and tradition” before requiring state govern­ments to observe them. The Privileges or Immunities Clause should have done this automatically.

The protec­tions of the Second (right to bear arms), Third (against quar­tering of soldiers), and Seventh Amendments (right to trial by jury in civil cases in excess of $20) have never been incor­po­rated into the 14th Amendment’s Due Process Clause and therefore do not apply against the states. If the Privileges or Immunities Clause were viable, most scholars agree that it would include all the rights protected by the first eight Amendments.

Mr. Gura will be arguing in McDonald v. Chicago, inter alia, that the Court should reverse its ruling on the Privileges or Immunities Clause from the Slaughterhouse Cases.

Popehat has excellent commentary on the case and its possible implications.

While I dislike the rule from Slaughterhouse and would love to see it reversed, I do not think the current Court will like this argument very much. Substantive Due Process doctrine is too old and estab­lished to get tossed out by this Court. I will remain quietly hopeful, though, because I know that if anyone can convince the Court to make a change, Mr. Gura can.

Miss Manners on American Obeisance

[Royal personages] do not have the right to receive physical obeisance from American citizens. Miss Manners has had to issue the decree many times now that American ladies should not curtsy [ed: nor should American gentlemen bow] to royalty, and there are still those who do so at every available oppor­tunity. They are in error, not only in the matter of world etiquette, but of geography, physics and ancient and modern history.

. . .

Bending the knee is the tradi­tional gesture of an inferior to a superior. . . . The curtsy is but one form of the gesture of adoring a sovereign. . . .

Thus, those who believe that curtsying demon­strates their own high social rank or breeding are mistaken. Their geography is faulty if they think that bending down will elevate them; the notion that there is a law of physics stating that what goes down must come up is erroneous.

As for history, Miss Manners considers that the matter was settled by the philosopher Callisthenes, who disabused Alexander the Great of the notion that the Persian custom of groveling to royalty could be estab­lished in Macedonia and Greece. . . .

If you require more recent history, there is that matter of the war that we Americans fought to free ourselves of subju­gation to the British Crown. . . .

How, then, do we Americans properly treat royalty? With the dignity and respect we naturally show to heads of state and other foreign officials. Our tradi­tional form of greeting is to shake the hand. This gesture is not inter­changeable with that of the curtsy [ed: or bow, or genu­flection], as the State Department once tried to suggest when obfus­cating the matter, claiming that the word “curtsy” being derived from “courtsey,” it signified no more. Your government should not have to inform you that the word “courtesy” derives from behavior in the courts of royalty, which is no business of ours.

Judith A. Martin, Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior 692–94. (2d Ed. 2005).

~U.S. President Barack Obama visits King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud in Saudi Arabia in June, 2009

~U.S. President Barack Obama visits Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko in Japan in November, 2009

Update, 24 Nov. 2009:

~U.S. President Barack Obama visits Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao in China in November, 2009

FCC Ready to Kill Internet

According to Reuters, FCC commis­sioners voted 5–0 today to proceed with crafting a “net neutrality” rule, sending the current language (which would strip telecom companies of the right to control how they use their own property) to the printing office for public comment. Comments will be accepted until January 14th.

The Notice of Proposed Rulemaking is available online here [PDF].

You can upload your comments using ECFS here, using proceeding number 09–191. You can read others’ comments on ECFS here.

I’m writing comments to submit right now. I’ll post my comments here when I finish. I encourage everyone who loves the Internet and doesn’t want to see it become the Postal Service of the 21st Century to do the same.

Photo of Movie Pirate on Drudge?

I’m looking forward to James Cameron’s Avatar just like everyone else. But when I saw this photo on a Drudge Report headline about the film, I got a little upset.


Photo by John Shearer, Getty Images, 2009

Is that person in the aisle seat of the second row video­taping the movie off the screen? Am I the only one who sees this?

Never ever ever videotape a movie in the theater. That’s called stealing, and it’s wrong. Never ever ever encourage this kind of behavior by down­loading movies off the Internet. That’s stealing too, and just as wrong.

As for the guy with the pizza, I’m going to assume he asked for and received permission from the theater to bring that in. For more on food in movie theaters, listen to Dr. Diana Hsieh’s Rationally Selfish Radio, Episode #10: Rules and Property Rights.

Update: It turns out that this photo was taken during a Q&A session, not a test screening. Which makes sense, because no one would ever get into a legit test screening with a video camera and a pizza. They wand you for those things. Even still, I doubt video­taping the Q&A session was a good idea, espe­cially since the 3D glasses everyone is wearing suggest that footage was shown. The point about not video­taping or down­loading movies is still valid, however. Don’t do it.

British Official Knows Nothing About First Amendment

Via Prawfsblawg, a story from Reuters India reports that a British official has asked California Governor Schwarzenegger to shut down a Website that she says encourages pros­ti­tution in the UK. Prostitution is legal in the UK. Quoth the official,

Surely it can’t be too difficult for “The Terminator” to terminate Punternet and that’s what I am demanding that he does.

Patently, Ms Harman is not acquainted with our First Amendment, which is precisely what prevents “The Terminator” from “termi­nating” such a Website. The Website’s owner responds with a brief lesson in free speech, then thanks Ms Harman for the bene­ficial effects of her ignorance:

In closing, I would like to thank you for the huge influx of traffic to my website which your actions have caused. I am sure that the ladies who are a part of the PunterNet community thank you as well, as they will no doubt benefit finan­cially from the many new clients who might otherwise never have found them.

Zombieland, Paranormal Activity, & The Informant!

Being unem­ployed, I can go to the cinema on a Tuesday morning and see three pictures in a row. This is precisely what I did this week. I saw three films. The theater was also playing Michael Moore’s latest barf-​​fest, but I decided that I’ve had nothing to say about Michael Moore for years now and wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing.

Zombieland

I’ve never liked zombie films much, mostly because they are within the post-​​apocalyptic survival genre I could never get into, since they invariably involve some self-​​sacrificing dipshit who gets himself killed in order to save the others, or “hero­ically” gets himself infected so he’s got to be shot before he goes all zombified. Ugh. So it might not sound suffi­ciently impressive when I say that I had more fun in this zombie film than I’ve ever had in any other zombie film. In fact, it was extremely enter­taining. It wasn’t very deep, but it did manage to make it all the way through itself without a single sacrifice. That’s a bit of a spoiler, but you should know by now that when I review movies here, they contain spoilers.

****½

Paranormal Activity

This was made in 2006 and even­tually made its way to Steven Spielberg who, after viewing it, returned his copy in a trash bag declaring it to be haunted and claiming to have had to call a locksmith after he was myste­ri­ously locked in his viewing room while it was running. I think this is one of those stories distrib­utors put about to increase interest in low-​​budget spooky movies, rather than something that, in reality, actually happened. And I think that’s part of the problem with rational people going to see movies that rely on the viewer’s irra­tional fears for most of their impact: we see through them and thereby miss out on a lot of the enter­tainment factor. That’s what happened for me with The Blair Witch Project, with which this film shares many features. Blair Witch, aside from having too many char­acters and being shot mostly in nause­ating Franco-​​Soviet ShakyCam, had no substance left to it after one stripped away all the irra­tional nonsense. Paranormal Activity, on the other hand, is better, though still short on much meat for those of us who aren’t capti­vated by the prospect of demonic possession. For one thing, Paranormal Activity has only two signif­icant char­acters, so both are much more developed and inter­esting than the Blair Witch gaggle. Additionally, most of Paranormal Activity was shot from a tripod. There is quite a bit of handheld still, but overall the image is much more controlled and comprehensible.

The best part of Paranormal Activity was the disin­te­gration of the rela­tionship between the two char­acters. They started in what I think is a fairly typical boyfriend/​girlfriend rela­tionship: she is a cute but not beautiful emotionally and finan­cially needy student, and he is a hunka­li­cious but flaky profes­sional day-​​trader who works from home. Everything they have– the big house, the expensive TV, the fancy video camera– is his. Her only source of income appears to be making and selling jewelry with a friend. She is wholly dependent on him, which allows him to take advantage of her over the course of the film. He thinks he knows more than she does, but she’s been living with her demon for her whole life. Nevertheless, he refuses to yield to her superior expe­rience. He refuses to listen to her pleas for restraint. He latches on to how “cool” the whole thing is and completely neglects her emotions– something I think he has probably been doing since the beginning of the rela­tionship. Instead he insists that he can control it if she will just let him. This is a man who must control every­thing and everyone around him– even his day-​​trading suggests a refusal to allow anyone else to control any part of his life for more than a few hours. Consequently he has a serious problem with letting his girl­friend into his life except in a super­ficial way. A way that works only until they encounter something beyond his control.

Watching this movie made me think of many couples that I know who fall into this sort of rela­tionship framework, where one partner is emotionally dependent on the other, who uses that depen­dence for control. It males me wonder if the movie isn’t so much about demonic possession as it is about domestic abuse. So it rates as highly as it does because I believe that there is some richness there under­neath the demonic possession schlock.

***

The Informant!

This movie was inter­esting, but unre­markable. Melanie Lynskey gave a very nice perfor­mance as Ginger Whitacre, and was probably the second most memorable part of the film, despite her limited screen time. The most memorable part of the film was the absolutely gorgeous Nagra SNST. The title sequence is pretty much Nagra porn. I’m defi­nitely looking around on eBay for one of these babies.


Photo by Matt Blaze, 2008.

**½

On Polanski’s Capture

Just remem­bered I forgot to comment on the recent capture in Switzerland of notorious inter­na­tional fugitive and child rapist Roman Polanski, who appar­ently also has directed a number of quite good movie-​​films.

Lessons Polanski should learn from this affair:

  1. Don’t rape children.
  2. Don’t skip bail.
  3. Don’t plead guilty if you aren’t willing to do the max.
  4. DON’T RAPE CHILDREN!