## Lawyers are Good People

Via Paul Hsieh at Geekpress, "16 Things Your Lawyer Won't Tell You", a piece purporting to arm consumers of legal services the better to keep tabs on their lawyers, but which ultimately severely misrepresents the profession. The overall problem with the article is that it assumes that it is immoral for a lawyer to make money off his clients' legal woes. Here are the most misleading points from the article, and my explanation of why they are misleading.

1. I use forms but charge you as if I did it from scratch.

Lawyers who create and sell operative legal documents (wills, contracts, trusts, &c.) do use forms. They are forms the lawyer has created himself using many different sources and his skill and knowledge of the law. The first time a lawyer creates a document, he may spend hours on it, researching how to draft it properly to meet the client's needs. The next time, he will spend less time on it, because many of the particulars are the same for the second client as for the first. But some things will change, and a good lawyer will add those changes into his form, making the form better and more flexible. Eventually, the lawyer has a robust form that takes only a few minutes to fill in and create a document of equal or better quality than the first one he drafted. At this point, many lawyers will use a document assembly program like HotDocs (now a LexisNexis product) to complete forms dynamically and rapidly.

The lawyer certainly spends less time creating subsequent versions of the document than he did in first developing the form. Yet he charges each client the same. Why? Because he is selling a product, not his time. The article implies that a lawyer should bill based on how long something took. But if lawyers did this, they'd never get that first client to swallow a $5000 bill for a$250 document! The document is worth exactly the same to the client whether the lawyer spent 20 hours or 20 minutes drafting it. Because the document is worth 250 to the client, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this practice. The article, on the other hand, implies that lawyers should not take the value of the service or product to the client into account when setting prices, something that is a perfectly acceptable practice in any other business transaction, with the possible exception of doctor-patient transactions (but that's a topic for another day.) 2. I hand off work to peons but charge you a lawyer’s rate. This one is misleading on two counts, one minor and one major. The minor one is that a lawyer would never refer to his staff as "peons". The major one is that it fails to define what work lawyers delegate to non-lawyer office staff. Typing. Filing. File retrieval. Data entry. Mailing. Proofreading. Sometimes paralegals will pull, read, and analyze case law or statutes or do other basic legal research, which is then submitted to the lawyer, who then uses his skill and knowledge to apply the law to the client's situation and advise the client accordingly. Contrary to the article's suggestion, lawyers do not bill clients a lawyer's fee for work not done by the lawyer. The lawyer charges a fee for a service, and oversees the non-lawyers assisting him in providing that service, reviewing and (most importantly) integrating their work into the whole service package. Again, the piece wants lawyers to bill only on the basis of how much physical labor they perform, without accounting for added value to the client generated by the lawyer's other skills. The piece suggests that lawyers should be required to do all their own typing. (Interestingly, doctors are forced by law to do a lot of secretarial work themselves, such as filling out billing sheets, wasting a lot of time that could better be spent with patients.) 8. I don’t know much about the law. This is the only point the article admits, albeit only implicitly, is misleading. The article is talking about specialization. No lawyer practices equally in every area of the law. Every lawyer knows more about some areas of the law than others. This does not mean that every lawyer "[doesn't] know much about the law." Knowing about law isn't just knowing about statutes and case law in a particular area, but also knowing how they fit in with the legal system, how they impact society, and how all of it is evolving. Few lawyers can rattle off case names and statutes without looking them up, because there is no need to memorize such things in most areas. The law changes constantly, and even specialists must expend a great deal of mental energy to keep up with the latest developments in their fields. (Last I checked, a cardiologist who has to refer clients to an oncologist for cancer treatment doesn't get smeared with the claim that he doesn't know much about medicine.) 9. I don’t refer you to the best lawyers. True. I refer you to the specialists most likely to be able to help you. "The best", is as much as they exist, typically charge huge fees, or have caseloads that won't allow them to take on your case. I'm going to refer you to someone who knows the area of law better than I do, and who I think or know will take your case. I'm not going to waste your time. All referral fee arrangements require client authorization, and most of the time clients are happy to agree to them. 10. Your bill is only a guesstimate. Attorneys bill clients in six-minute intervals. But don’t let this level of precision fool you—not all lawyers are fanatically staring at their stopwatches to ensure you are not getting overbilled. The article takes two common, but exclusive practices and ignores their exclusivity. A lawyer who bills by six-minute increments (usually only the largest firms bill this way) are fanatical about recording times. Lawyers who bill in larger time increments are able to be less fanatical. Lawyers who bill by the service, rather than by the hour (the vast majority of your solo and small-firm lawyers) don't have to worry about time because they don't bill by it. They charge a flat fee for a phone call or a document or a deposition, as the situation allows. Your bill is no more a "guesstimate" than a doctor's bill is, or the bill of any other service provider. Your bill will be a reasonable one for the services provided. 11. I don’t have to tell you how I screwed up in the past. Lawyers, like doctors, engineers and architects, are often subject to complaints from clients. Clients will file ethics charges with the state, and then the state will evaluate them. As with complaints about doctors, engineers and architects, the vast majority of complaints to state officials about attorneys do not go anywhere because they are frivolous. On the occasions where something is amiss, the lawyer (like the doctor, engineer or architect) will be disciplined by the state bar, and that discipline will be a matter of public record. And like doctors, engineers and architects, lawyers are not required to announce every complaint or disciplinary action against them to every potential client. The article is extremely misleading in how this is worded, because it suggests that lawyers don't have to tell you these things even if you ask, which is completely false. 13. Mediation might be the better choice. Actually, it is far more often the case that the client will be the one trying to avoid alternative dispute resolution. Litigation is expensive for the lawyer, too. Not just for the client. But clients are usually the ones pushing for their day in court when the choice is between ADR and litigation. Your lawyer will advise litigation in a situation where both would be appropriate only if he honestly believes the ADR will not vindicate your rights. This is most common in arbitration situations, not mediation. Many courts across the country now require the parties to attempt mediation prior to advancing litigation. 15. I’m training junior attorneys on your dime. This one suffers the same problems as #2. Firms that charge by the hour do not bill senior attorney rates for junior attorney work. Firms that charge by the service are not charging by the hour. They produce a uniform quality product and charge uniform prices accordingly, regardless of how the work is generated. So many lawyers are good people, but they get such an insanely bad reputation. It cannot be simply that people believe they are entitled to the services of lawyers (a belief perpetuated by bad law that actually says they are) because people also believe they are entitled to the services of doctors, and doctors aren't nearly so maligned as lawyers. Like doctors, lawyers help people every day, making their lives incalculably better. Like doctors, they ask for compensation for this help -- compensation to which they are morally entitled -- and yet, for this, they are hated. Don't get me started on lawyer jokes. You already know how I feel about those. Lawyers and doctors both save lives, though in different ways. What do people expect? That young people should put themselves through the hell of law school and the bar exam, incur in excess of100,000 in student loan debt, work tirelessly in a field that is constantly changing and frequently extremely stressful, and receive nothing, or merely enough on which to survive, in exchange? That's certainly what Congress intends to do to doctors. Clearly, this is the work of pervasive altruism. But here is something I do not understand -- Why has it attacked the professions so disproportionately?

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