That's the noise I just made when I realized all the stuff I need to do. In no particular order:

  1. Explain my position on the death penalty (including my analysis of Kennedy v. Louisiana)
  2. Post my analysis of District of Columbia v. Heller
  3. Finish my critique of "gay culture"
  4. Write a formal review of Gattaca (I can't believe I haven't done this yet!)
  5. Write big memo for Job #1
  6. Write big memo for Job #2
  7. Update my resume (Why does this always take so much work?)
  8. Apply for Federal judicial clerkship
  9. Continue research on Sundae Specials
  10. Start research on the impact of gay marriage on the spousal privileges
  11. Finish uploading latest Rosebush Watch videos to YouTube!

Gak indeed. I'll get to it all eventually.

Tom G Varik