Diamonds Daisies Snowflakes Mahmoud

Everyone's favorite Iranian dictator is coming to New York City! Ladies, hide your faces and clitorides!

I find the idea of Ahmadinejad running around New York like Marlo Thomas supremely disturbing, and I am relieved to know that there is at least one site he won't be allowed to visit. What is that man doing in this country, anyway? Is he planning another divine-aura-inducing speech before the UN? And do we as a country really want to be in (let alone play permanent host to) a club that lets in the likes of him?

Tom G Varik