Super Happy Capitalist Winter Extravaganza is near at hand!
Most of you know this holiday by its much less cumbersome and more familiar name, Christmas. But let's face it: Christmas is about buying stuff for people you like and getting stuff from them, in a fantastic orgy of sales and decorations, smothered in a gooey outpouring of happy delicious good will. Hooray, Capitalism!
In the spirit of the lively exchange of gifts, I have published The List. See the hat on the "W" in the header? You can click that, too.
Not only do I like getting things for Christmas, but I like buying them for other people, too. So don't be shy! Get those lists up so everyone knows what you want this year!