I am collecting movie musicals. Specifically, great movie musical numbers. Here’s the list so far: Little Shop of Horrors Skid Row Hello, Dolly Before the Parade Passes By Hello, Dolly Hello, Dolly The Sound of Music The Sound of Music The Sound of Music Edelweiss The Sound of Music The Lonely Goatherd Victor Victoria Le Jazz Hot The Producers Springtime for Hitler Oliver! Who Will Buy? Oliver! Oom-​​​​Pah-​​​​Pah The Wiz A Brand New Day Grease We Go Together The Little Mermaid Kiss the Girl The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Texas Has a Whorehouse in It The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas The Aggie Song South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Kyle’s Mom South Park: [ . . . ]

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From Drudge Report comes this lovely photo­graph of Female Democratic Presidential Hopeful. Isn’t she just precious? It’s clearly an older photo, but I cannot find anything saying when or where it was taken. Normally, I would have written a bit more, using the witch thing as an analogy for her politics. It would have been witty and insightful. But I’m busy, and I’m sure you can use your own imag­i­na­tions well enough.

Dear American Moviegoers, Like, dude. What the hell? If you keep buying tickets to Crap, Crap II, and Crap III, you will only encourage them to make More Crap. What gives? Have you no taste? Just say no to torture porn. Yours with love, Qwertz

I have discovered the secret of high blog traffic! Since I posted about this week’s episode of House, M.D., my hits have quadrupled. Apparently, many people want to know about the phrase written on the chalk­board behind House in the classroom where he grilled his 40 or so candi­dates: Tesla was Robbed! The phrase appears alone on the board early in the episode. But later in the episode, House writes the following above it: SYNRBCTACHPANIC for synes­thesia, red blood count, tachy­cardia and panic attacks. These latter are part of House’s diag­nostic procedure. He’s using the chalk­board instead of the old white­board [ . . . ]

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