Archive for October 2007

Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church have, for some time now, been traveling the country protesting at the funerals of American soldiers killed in the line of duty. Back in 2006, they protested outside the funeral of Marine Lance Corporal Matthew Snyder, who was killed in action at the age of 20. See this article, the original complaint, and Monica’s (of Spark a Synapse) post on the same topic for the unpleasant details.

English as a language lacks invectives of sufficient force and color to condemn this kind of behavior in the terms justice demands.

However, has WBC done anything properly considered tortious?

The complaint states five claims: defamation (for materials published on WBC’s various websites); invasion of privacy - intrusion on seclusion; invasion of privacy - publicity given to private life; intentional infliction of emotional distress; and civil conspiracy. The latter is really just a modifier of the others and would not stand on its own without them. I know nothing of invasion of privacy as a tort (Maryland apparently recognizes both these and two other forms of invasion of privacy). The statements involved in the defamation count were enough to survive a 12(b)(6) motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim, but I don’t think they are enough to prove material falsity, which is required to win on that count. The count that interests me is intentional infliction of emotional distress.

[If someone knows more about invasion of privacy as a tort action, please share. I’m not presently in a position to research it.]

IIED is a shifty claim to begin with. It is very, very rarely successful, and all the cases I’ve read on the tort have involved deliberate, personal campaigns of psychological harassment, mostly in employment situations or where the harassed person otherwise had a strong extrinsic disincentive to extricating himself from the abusive situation. It is amorphously defined as “extreme and outrageous conduct” causing “severe emotional distress.”

In this situation, I think it would be very difficult for Mr. Snyder to win on this claim. The conduct was not particularly extreme. Their behavior was, reportedly, not atypical of protests. In fact, WBC, despite their absolutely repellent opinions, tend to be less extreme in their protest tactics than the dirty hippy ‘viro WTO protesters have been of late. They appear more extreme because their position is so horrid, but their conduct is very consciously reserved, precisely (I believe) out of a desire to avoid legal issues. (In the case filed by Mr. Snyder, the court was forced to allow alternative service of process because defendants WBC et al. actively evaded service of process, successfully creating an appealable issue where none should have existed.) IIED requires extreme and outrageous conduct, and I have never read an IIED case the extremeness and outrageousness of the opinions expressed affected the extremeness or outrageousness of the conduct used to express them.

Some interesting questions are nonetheless raised. Is a court judgment, pursuant to a civil complaint and presumably predicated on a jury verdict, the type of government action barred by the First Amendment? The thinking has long been that yes, the courts and common law cannot do what the Constitution prohibits Congress to do. (Aside: One might argue that the First Amendment, via the Fourteenth Amendment and Gitlow v. United States, 268 U.S. 652 (1925), applies to all State action, because the Fourteenth Amendment says “No State shall…” instead of “No State legislature shall…,” but only to Federal Congressional action and not, for example, action by the Federal executive, some Federal executive agency [which encompasses the whole administrative state], or the Supreme Court [but not the lower Federal courts, which enjoy jurisdiction only by Congressional grant]. In this way, one might argue that the First Amendment restrains State government more than it restrains the Federal government. Why one would want to so argue is beyond me.) Therefore Maryland could not recognize a civil action that would require the courts, in enforcing a judgment, to violate the First Amendment.

I think this approach is strained and without merit. A civil adjudication is premised on a finding that the plaintiff has been wronged. That his rights have been violated by someone else. If that’s the case, then the defendant had no right to take the wrongful action. No person has a right to take any action that violates someone else’s rights. Rights, being individual in nature, do not conflict. So why should the First Amendment be presumed to protect rights which do not exist?

On the other hand, are words alone enough to violate someone’s rights? What about the act of communicating those words? The “freedom of speech” and “freedom of the press” are representative of the right to free thought. They represent the proposition that man must be free to try to persuade other men using non-coercive means. Looking only at the acts of WBC, I do not see any coercion here. Therefore, I would recognize no tort.

Unfortunately, WBC’s actions took place within the context of “public property.” That little contradiction in terms leads to an irreconcilable problem: funeral attendees are forced, if they want to attend the funeral, to traverse public property, and may exercise no right of exclusion against unwanted WBC protesters. By virtue of public property, the funeral attendees are forced either to put up with the WBC protesters or not attend the funeral. And the government can take no action, morally or legally, to silence the protesters while they are on “public property.” The contradiction is unresolvable without “checking the premise” of public property in general, a premise the courts (and, indeed, the substantial majority of Americans) are absolutely unwilling to check.

So we will see hackneyed, patchwork gapfiller laws establishing complex, twisted rules trying to navigate around the contradiction, rather than to resolve it.

[Please note that, while I doubt whether WBC has done anything illegal or tortious, there can be no doubt whatsoever that what they have done is in monstrously poor taste, and the ideas they espouse are wicked on an unparalleled scale. The lack of English verbiage adequate to properly condemn those ideas and the manner in which they were expressed is the source of the title of this post.]

This week, I’ve been filling out my “Application to Register as a Candidate for Admission to the Practice of Law” in the State of Key Midwestern Swing State. That is, an application that I have to fill out before I can be permitted to fill out an application to be allowed to take an examination to see if I’m allowed to be a lawyer. Yes, it is an application to be allowed to file another application at some time in the future. Isn’t bureaucracy a glorious beast?

Part of this application is a “character questionnaire.” See, you cannot be a lawyer in Key Midwestern Swing State unless you have the requisite moral fiber. So one of the things they make you do is fill out a huge (over 30 pages) questionnaire divulging all your deepest, naughtiest secrets. Things you normally wouldn’t be required to divulge by anyone under any other circumstances. The questionnaire is then checked against the most invasive background check you can imagine. The check is run by the National College of Bar Examiners (a technically private body), which assembles background data from numerous public and private sources, assisted by mandatory waivers executed by the applicant. That’s right. On the demand of the State Supreme Court, I must give this private examining body permission to access all sorts of records: juvenile court records (including expunged or sealed matters, which are never truly expunged or sealed), medical records (including psychiatric records), drug and alcohol treatment records, educational records, everything. And access it they do. It takes so long that the deadline is next month if I want to sit for the bar examination 21 months from now.

Apparently, it’s not so important what I disclose, but that I disclose. Convicted murderers are allowed to be admitted to the bar, but if you neglect to tell the NCBEx about a $5,000.00 unpaid debt, you can be barred for life from sitting the bar exam. I think the key is to elicit honesty. But in reality, I think it’s just a dominance exercise. The Supreme Court of the State of Key Midwestern Swing State wants to know that when they say “jump,” we lawyer-wannabes will not even ask “how high?” They expect us to jump as high as we’re able, so they can tell us it wasn’t high enough.

There isn’t a place on the form asking whether the applicant runs an anonymous blog on the Internets.

So I’ve spent the past few days tracking down every traffic ticket I’ve ever had (all three of them), every job I’ve ever had, every address I’ve ever had, my old psychologist’s records (which may have been destroyed in a flood), old debts (even the paid ones), and so on. I feel violated.

Update: For those who are unaware, The Probulator.

Netflix has gone and done something wonky that messed up the Netflix widget and broke the site for a while. Lovely if(isset($var)) statements have fixed the problem, but the queue still doesn’t show. At least, not from where I’m sitting. It might be a magpie issue. Your cache may vary. Either Netflix changed the format of the RSS feed with my queue in it, thereby messing up the regular expressions the Netflix widget uses to extract pertinent movie data from the feed, resulting in a null set of results, and which will require actual work on my part to fix, or my cache simply contains an anomalous empty copy of the feed, again resulting in a null set of results, but which will resolve itself in due time. Either way, failure of the widget to set the necessary variables will no longer break the entire site like it did before.

Update: Everything is back to normal now. Please let me know if anyone sees any further misbehavior of the Netflix widget.

The Seneschal regrets to announce that the MySQL database is behaving in a manner most unbecoming a MySQL database. The posting of comments is directly affected. If you receive a MySQL error when trying to post a comment, please try again. And likely, again and again and again. It will eventually go through. Just click the “back” button on your browser and your comment should still appear entered in the comment entry box. Just re-enter your name, email and URL (as needed) and reevaluate the CAPTCHA and click submit again. The Seneschal suggests that commentators copy the text of their comments to the clipboard or perhaps to some such text editor like Notepad before submitting, just in case. The Seneschal has asked the Chamberlain to contact the host to complain.

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News reporter gets the wrong problem when reporting on the firing of a teacher for showing a bootleg copy of The Simpsons Movie to young students.

The complaint is that showing a PG-13 film to 3d-5th graders is inappropriate. Nothing is said about how showing a bootleg of such a film is inappropriate. In my not so humble opinion, the latter is the worse offense. The rating system is private, voluntary, and pretty arbitrary. The film might well be just fine for children in a supervised classroom setting. Copyrights, however, are the law. Teachers should be fired for infringing copyrights in the classroom before we even get to the question of whether the material was age-appropriate.