Archive for September, 2007

Poor? Have a Baby!

Our Glo­ri­ous Amer­i­can Sys­tem of Wel­fare and Enti­tle­ment has been, in no small part and despite Bill Clinton’s inef­fec­tual efforts to the con­trary, instru­men­tal in increas­ing the size of the Welfare-​​​​dependent pop­u­la­tion of this coun­try. If you’re poor, one of the fastest ways to get money with­out hav­ing to do any [Ed: well, much] work is to have a baby. Hav­ing more kids means you get more money from TANF, more food stamps from WIC, more tax cred­its, more free ser­vices. Now, Demo­c­ra­tic Pres­i­den­tial hope­ful Hillary R. Clin­ton wants to give every baby born in Amer­ica an auto­matic five grand. The [ . . . ]

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We Interrupt This Broadcast

I know you are all wait­ing with bated breath for my excit­ing new sub­stan­tive post. Or at least, it amuses me to imag­ine so. But the Evil Car­toon Bird has struck again. So instead of our pre­vi­ously sched­uled pro­gram­ming, we present more rant­ing about the evils of cable com­pa­nies. So Wednes­day evening there was a storm. Inter­nets go out. Which is dumb, because cable lines are buried. Oddly enough, the TV didn’t go out. I wait a few hours. I call the cable com­pany. I sit on hold for another two hours. At the 1’45″ mark, the Inter­nets come back. I stay on the line until [ . . . ]

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Damn Cartoon Bird!

The Road­run­ner decided it was afraid of a lit­tle (really, quite minor) thun­der­storm and quit on me for sev­eral hours. Which is to say, the Inter­nets were on hia­tus and I didn’t notice ’cause the TV didn’t go out. Very con­fus­ing. Cable sucks. See my post, The Road to Ruin. Ended up that the Word­Press couldn’t save all of my big huge long sub­stan­tive post I had planned for you this evening, and I lost a big chunk of it. I’ve re-​​​​written most of it, but it’s only about three quar­ters fin­ished and I have to go to bed. I’ll fin­ish it up tomor­row. In the [ . . . ]

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Now Hear This

Wednes­days suck. That is all. PS: sub­stan­tive post coming soon!

The Mahmoud Files

We have cov­er­age on the YouTube. Here they are. I just have to watch them now...

First Netflix Experience

I was look­ing for­ward to watch­ing Cars this evening. I was excited about it all day. I worked extra hard to make sure I got all my read­ing done for classes tomor­row. I got home and found an excit­ing red enve­lope in the mail­box. Yippee. I set up on the couch, got some­thing to eat, a cold drink, set up the TV and got out the disc. Cracked. Oh the despair! Weep with woe and regret! The agony! Now I must wait until Thurs­day to see Cars. How depress­ing. I should get an extra two days on my free trial. All in all, not a great first impres­sion, Net­flix. Or Post [ . . . ]

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Mahmoud at Columbia

I’m wait­ing for the video to turn up on the YouTube. In the mean­while, here are some choice quotes: We don’t have homo­sex­u­als. I don’t know who told you we had it. I would have laughed long and heartily on read­ing that one, but for the fact that it’s true. Iran doesn’t have any homo­sex­u­als. They only have dead teenagers. [NB: Graphic link.] We oppose the way the U.S. gov­ern­ment tries to man­age the world. . . . We pro­pose more humane meth­ods of estab­lish­ing peace. Indeed? You know, the Nazis were well on their way to estab­lish­ing “peace” by “humane” meth­ods. They [ . . . ]

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