I don’t think I men­tioned it, but last August, right after I took the bar exam, I moved out of my law school apart­ment in Lesser North­east Key Mid­west­ern Swing State City and (shud­der) moved back in with my mother in Greater Key Mid­west­ern Swing State City, because I didn’t have a job. I still don’t have a job, but I do have an inter­view this week, so that might change. When I was in Lesser North­east Key Mid­west­ern Swing State City Just 20 Min­utes South of Greater North­east Key Mid­west­ern Swing State City, I had AT&T’s U-​​​​Verse prod­uct, which deliv­ered inter­net and tele­vi­sion over a cop­per pair. It’s almost exactly [ . . . ]

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I got a let­ter today from the City: Click to read it. At the bot­tom of the page is a tear-​​​​off form that I’m sup­posed to fill out and sign in order to opt out of the pro­gram, but my scan­ner won’t scan legal-​​​​size paper, so you don’t get to see it. It’s not all that excit­ing; you aren’t miss­ing much. Appar­ently, before I moved to Lesser North­east Key Mid­west­ern Swing State City (just 20 min­utes South of Greater North­east Key Mid­west­ern Swing State City), the city res­i­dents voted to do this aggre­ga­tion thinggy to, allegedly, get cheaper elec­tric­ity. From what I gather, the gov­ern­ment picks which [ . . . ]

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I have a rose­bush. It is a flori­bunda with deep red–almost maroon–flowers. I’ve been work­ing on it for a few years now, and I prune it when it needs prun­ing, and I water it every other day, and I feed it and rotate it (it is in a large pot) and clip off dead blooms and what­not. I care for it, rather like some peo­ple care for pets. It is a thing that I am proud of. Proud that I have kept it alive (I have a bad track record with plants); proud that I have been able to trans­form it from the scrag­gly lit­tle runt I bought at a Home Depot some­where into a big, [ . . . ]

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CNN​.com announces that Mitt Rom­ney will be sus­pend­ing his cam­paign fol­low­ing a dis­ap­point­ing show­ing on Super Tues­day. To announce this news, CNN​.com places a ban­ner at the top of their page. Click here to see the ban­ner as it appeared at 12:45pm EST. Mer­ci­fully, it was only up for about 7 min­utes, and has now been replaced with a head­line that con­tains nei­ther apos­tro­phes nor plurals.