Dear The Internets,

Please be advised that, although the Large Hadron Col­lider will be pow­ered up on Wednes­day, no high-​​energy col­li­sions are sched­uled until November.

It really upsets me to see peo­ple, includ­ing the news media report­ing tomorrow’s ini­tial power-​​up as “the most com­plex sci­en­tific exper­i­ment ever under­taken” (from the first link) when in fact it is not.

The claims that the LHC will destroy the world are pure lunacy. But please, all you cra­zies out there, if you’re going to get all het up about the end of the world, it is very impor­tant that you get your dates straight.

Lovies,

~Qwertz

EDIT: To those who sub­scribe to the feed, I apol­o­gize for botch­ing the URLs. I will try to remem­ber the cor­rect syn­tax in the future.